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'Soooooooooooo liek last nite me n ma bf went 2 my place & watched moofies n shit 4 hours & weee drunk bt not 2 much cus i didnt wanaa hangovur lolz xD
i got tired :( so we went nite nite in ma bed but i got...an erekshunn!1!!1!!  & ashleee felt it & wuz awl liek 'wutz dat andy??//??' n i was all liek 'i gotta bananana in muh undies' LIEEESSSS111111!!!!1111!!.
he said...i can make it go away & i was liek lolwhut :/ & he...grabedd it!!! n wuz awl liek lol andeee dats a bonur not a bananananan i cn make dat go awwaaayy 22222 & it felt awsum! & i organismed 10 mins l8r cuz he srtd blowin me and it wuz nicceee.
then he wuz awl liek 'nooooeeesss now i has a bonur!!!1!!1!111 & SO I BLUUUU HIMMM it flttt wieeerd but i lieked it lol
then he put his thingyyyy in my uuu no wuttt & we haaadddd.....................................seeeeeeeeex!111!1111 & it hurrrtttt bt i tok it liek a bus!!!!111!11!
& thn it gut goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood n we wur scremin alot lol n ma mommeeeh hurd n wuz all lieeekk u 2 butter nawt b havin smex.
& i wuz awll liek mommeehh go aw888y!!!1111!!!11 n thn i thru a shooe @ hur hed lolz xD
weee caaammme liek 12234344545 tims omg
best
nite
evur

andy + ashleey 4evur. lolz <33333'


The creative writing teacher stared at the 'short story' in her hands in disbelief. Then, taking a bright red sharpie. she wrote neatly at the top of the page:

Andrew, for the last time, stop writing badly-written sex every time I issue homework!
:iconsuckmyladyballs:
Here's your smut as promised <3
This isn't actually how I write smut, to clarify...
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~dead-dolleyes Apr 29, 2013  New member
OMFG I AM DEAD :XD: lololol
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~MyLoveOfMIW Mar 16, 2013  New member
Andrew, for the last time! XD that killed me! ;)
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:iconsuckmyladyballs:
Haha C:
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omg my parents are asking why I'm laughing so much LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I cannot breathe wow
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:iconsuckmyladyballs:
Haha c:
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:iconsheiral:
When I first saw this I was extremely worried about the state of the english language. This was actually pretty funny, good job :D
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:iconsuckmyladyballs:
Thanks...I think...o.O
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:iconsheiral:
I just meant I was worried that you actually wrote like that. It was a good story :)
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Mood: Lmao ~Gothgirl828 Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL I THINK A LITTLE PART OF ME JUS DIED! XD
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