i got tired
he said...i can make it go away & i was liek lolwhut :/ & he...grabedd it!!! n wuz awl liek lol andeee dats a bonur not a bananananan i cn make dat go awwaaayy 22222 & it felt awsum! & i organismed 10 mins l8r cuz he srtd blowin me and it wuz nicceee.
then he wuz awl liek 'nooooeeesss now i has a bonur!!!1!!1!111 & SO I BLUUUU HIMMM it flttt wieeerd but i lieked it lol
then he put his thingyyyy in my uuu no wuttt & we haaadddd.....................................seeeeeeeeex!111!1111 & it hurrrtttt bt i tok it liek a bus!!!!111!11!
& thn it gut goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood n we wur scremin alot lol n ma mommeeeh hurd n wuz all lieeekk u 2 butter nawt b havin smex.
& i wuz awll liek mommeehh go aw888y!!!1111!!!11 n thn i thru a shooe @ hur hed lolz xD
weee caaammme liek 12234344545 tims omg
best
nite
evur
andy + ashleey 4evur. lolz <33333'
The creative writing teacher stared at the 'short story' in her hands in disbelief. Then, taking a bright red sharpie. she wrote neatly at the top of the page:
Andrew, for the last time, stop writing badly-written sex every time I issue homework!











